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The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

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so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 


Coming out this Christmas

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Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.


applause for you omg

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realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

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When people talk about Hannibal not having emotions or Mads not showing emotions in his portrayal I’m just like

……the fuck are you watching?

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Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

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Men Replace Women in Sexy Motorcycle Ads 

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this guy. fucking ripping it, progressed so much!

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See this why you don’t live with white people




See this why you don’t live with white people


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How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this



How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

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but when a guy says “not all men,” they’re not really saying “lol i’m so great you should fall at my feet because i’m not like those other men”

pretty sure they’re just saying, “oh hey, not all men are like this stop trying to perpetuate a stereotype that we are.”

i’m gonna plagiarize an earlier post here because I can’t find it:

when a lifeguard tells someone to stop running on the pool deck, people who hadn’t been don’t turn around and say “not all of us were running!” - it’s pretty obvious that the message was for those who were disregarding the rules.

it’s the same way when women call out men for problematic behavior - rather than derailing the discussion and acting offended because “not all men are like that”, men should understand if they’re not the ones acting shitty the message wasn’t for them, and work to correct the problematic behavior they do see from their fellow men.

you don’t like the stereotype that men assault women? then tell the men who are doing the assaulting or who perpetuate the culture of violence to stop. don’t tell the victims to stop pointing out that there’s a problem. your stereotype hurts your feelings. our stereotypes get us killed.

Apologies if this comes out rubbish, I’m tumblring from a phone

No one is born a pool runner. That is an action you can choose not to do. Feel free to criticise them and whatever else in order to stop and prevent dangerous actions and behaviour.

Men aren’t getting their feelings hurt over this. It’s prejudice we’re trying to eliminate, right? Being incredibly lazy with rhetoric and making a sweeping statement that includes an entire group of people due to a characteristic that is out of their control is pretty shitty and should not be tolerated. Doesn’t matter who it’s targeting or who it’s coming from.

This is going to hurt. In the past few months, it has been almost impossible to open a newspaper or turn on a television without encountering a story about another underage girl being raped, another female politician harassed, another trans woman murdered. But as women, girls and a growing number of male allies start speaking out against sexism and injustice, a curious thing is happening: some people are complaining that speaking about prejudice is itself a form of prejudice.

These days, before we talk about misogyny, women are increasingly being asked to modify our language so we don’t hurt men’s feelings. Don’t say, “Men oppress women” – that’s sexism, as bad as any sexism women ever have to handle, possibly worse. Instead, say, “Some men oppress women.” Whatever you do, don’t generalise. That’s something men do. Not all men – just somemen.
This type of semantic squabbling is a very effective way of getting women to shut up. After all, most of us grew up learning that being a good girl was all about putting other people’s feelings ahead of our own. We aren’t supposed to say what we think if there’s a chance it might upset somebody else or, worse, make them angry. So we stifle our speech with apologies, caveats and soothing sounds. We reassure our friends and loved ones that “you’re not one of those men who hate women”.
What we don’t say is: of course not all men hate women. But culture hates women, so men who grow up in a sexist culture have a tendency to do and say sexist things, often without meaning to. We aren’t judging you for who you are but that doesn’t mean we’re not asking you to change your behaviour. What you feel about women in your heart is of less immediate importance than how you treat them on a daily basis.
You can be the gentlest, sweetest man in the world yet still benefit from sexism. That’s how oppression works. Thousands of otherwise decent people are persuaded to go along with an unfair system because it’s less hassle that way. The appropriate response when somebody demands a change in that unfair system is to listen, rather than turning away or yelling, as a child might, that it’s not your fault. And it isn’t your fault. I’m sure you’re lovely. That doesn’t mean you don’t have a responsibility to do something about it.
Without invoking dull gender stereotypes about multitasking, we should all agree that it’s relatively easy to hold more than one idea at a time in the human brain. It’s a large, complex organ, the brain, about the size and weight of a horrible, rotting cauliflower, and it has room for many series’ worth of trashy TV plot lines and the phone number of the ex-lover you really shouldn’t be calling after six shots of vodka. If it couldn’t handle big structural ideas at the same time as smaller personal ones, we would never have made it down from the trees and built things such as cities and cineplexes.
It should not, therefore, be as difficult as it is to explain to the average male that while you, individual man, going about your daily business, eating crisps and playing BioShock 2, may not hate and hurt women, men as a group –men as a structure – certainly do. I do not believe the majority of men are too stupid to understand this distinction, and if they are we need to step up our efforts to stop them running almost every global government.
Somehow, it is still hard to talk to men about sexism without meeting a wall of defensiveness that shades into outright hostility, even violence. Anger is an entirely appropriate response to learning that you’re implicated in a system that oppresses women – but the solution isn’t to direct that anger back at women. The solution isn’t to shut down debate by accusing us of “reverse sexism”, as if that will somehow balance out the problem and stop you feeling so uncomfortable.
Sexism should be uncomfortable. It is painful and enraging to be on the receiving end of misogynist attacks and it is also painful to watch them happen and to know that you’re implicated, even though you never chose to be. You’re supposed to react when you’re told that a group you are a member of is actively screwing over other human beings, in the same way that you’re supposed to react when a doctor hammers your knee to test your nerves. If it doesn’t move, something is horribly wrong.
Saying that “all men are implicated in a culture of sexism” – all men, not just some men –may sound like an accusation. In reality, it’s a challenge. You, individual man, with your individual dreams and desires, did not ask to be born into a world where being a boy gave you social and sexual advantages over girls. You don’t want to live in a world where little girls get raped and then are told they provoked it in a court of law; where women’s work is poorly paid or unpaid; where we are called sluts and whores for demanding simple sexual equality. You did not choose any of this. What you do get to choose, right now, is what happens next.

You can choose, as a man, to help create a fairer world for women – and for men, too. You can choose to challenge misogyny and sexual violence wherever you see them. You can choose to take risks and spend energy supporting women, promoting women, treating the women in your life as true equals. You can choose to stand up and say no and, every day, more men and boys are making that choice. The question is – will you be one of them?


i love your response. just linked it to a friend who yesterday tried denying male privilege and flatly denied the shit coming out of his mouth was sexist bollocks. i love some of you but damn.


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